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archived digest
2005
june 1-15
may 16-30
may 1-15
. . .


what's been happening
...presented in descending order



6.03.05 . . .


     

6.02.05 . . .

Geez and Yogi C. Parvidens stop by to meditate, and are joined by Lexie, Ernie and Edna May. Lexie waxes worriedly about the havoc her new enlightenment is wreaking on rehearsals for Porcupine Love Song...being forced to crack her whip to focus the molecular structure of her environment is causing the dancers to develop nervous tics. Lexie compliments Edna May on her Butoh techniques. Edna notes that Enzo isn't dead apparently, and muses about the marvelous funeral and wake she'd planned for him. Edna May asks if she might offer input on her costume for the show; Lexie suggests she speak with Bunny, who will design and produce the show's cosumes. Edna May agrees, thinking it will provide her with another chance to get into the transport chamber.
     Jude calls Jude Parish, tells him the Besøksadresse problem at DunkelZaubern has temporarily been resolved (on DZ blog: Hrothgar Hvalros propositioned Bunny to sell HAL9000s through the shop; Bunny declined and Hrothgar dispatched a unit of Besøksadresse to destroy the shop. Ernie then cast a protective spell over the shop which repelled the Besøksadresse), but asks to confer re the nuclear problem at Cirque de Marysville. She also places a call to Shardborn to discuss the Besøksadresse factory. In response, Jude Parish leaves a message that he knows about the bomb, and has talked with the "tuskies," who did not like him prying. He states he's been attempting to retrieve the shifter skin from Heiny, and will speak with her asap.
     Still tring to adjust to her new state of enlightment, Lexie dreams of pumpkin-panted, quilled male chorus; her arm jumps as if cracking her whip; the chorus morphs into a line of tap-dancing walruses, sporting mushroom cloud-emitting flowers in their lapels. The chorus morphs again into green mice gyrating with tiny hula hoops around their waists as they sing Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. Charlie Rose peeps into Lexie's dream and adds his spin on it.

6.01.05 . . .

Geez stops by to ask if the gazette stories are real or "made up." Jude assures him/her that Reflux only prints the "truth."
     7one, Philip K. Dick, Albert Einstein and Jude Parish discuss the meaning of reality.
     Millicent Cowslip-Rundle weighs in and flounces out.
     Edna May watches Daniel folding lumpia with his loufah, then meditates on the possibilities. SOSwriter stops by to share a cup of tea and Cheetos with Edna. Yogi C. Parvidens joins in meditation rites, helping to heal Edna May's "oatmeal-toned aura." Senta Mayaan joins the group in meditation.




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