PLEASE NOTE:   this list is extensive and ever-evolving...it is a town, remember. Characters are listed in alphabetical order, with a brief description, which may or may not be altered with time.
     All primary player characters will eventually be given a full profile. Those with profiles are linked accordingly.
     You now have a scorecard...the stage calls. Stop fotzing, and go play.

A-D  .  E-G  .  H-K  .  L-N  .  O-Q  .  R-T  .  U-Z

rackem, perry "poof"

renown Marysville designer of haute couture.

rubinek, Moesha

Co-owner of Keener & Rubinek's Mortuary & Landscaping, prominent Marysville resting place and landscaping mecca.

semmel, lars & meryl

PETA activists and renown naturalists who rescued Eugenia Fairchilde and brought her plight to the attention of the media.

spival, bertram & jennifer

foundling groupies who were hospitalized after venturing too close to Eugenia Fairchilde shortly after her harrowing return to Marysville.

tutu, desmond

player .  prominent member of Feral Feet, world-renown improvisational dance troupe; long-suffering companion of Faramir "what-a-basket!" Naboukov and poodle fancier.