PLEASE NOTE:   this list is extensive and ever-evolving...it is a town, remember. Characters are listed in alphabetical order, with a brief description, which may or may not be altered with time.
     All primary player characters will eventually be given a full profile. Those with profiles are linked accordingly.
     You now have a scorecard...the stage calls. Stop fotzing, and go play.

A-D  .  E-G  .  H-K  .  L-N  .  O-Q  .  R-T  .  U-Z

makepiece, jim bob

Marysville resident and fellon, convicted of dumping hazardous waste in the Lloyd's Pack-Ur-Own Asbestos barbeque pit, previously located on Shiner Ave. and Main.

mcnab, farley

refluxive board member, reviled by Edna May Hurley.

naboukov, faramir "what-a-basket!"

player .  prominent member of Feral Feet—world-renown improvisational dance troupe—with a flare for mincing, thigh and buttocks flexing, flashy attire and acerbic asides; an adversary of Edna May Hurley.