PLEASE NOTE: this list is extensive and ever-evolving...it is a town, remember. Characters are listed in alphabetical order, with a brief description, which may or may not be altered with time.
All primary player characters will eventually be given a full profile. Those with profiles are linked accordingly.
You now have a scorecard...the stage calls. Stop fotzing, and go play.
A-D . E-G . H-K . L-N . O-Q . R-T . U-Z
All primary player characters will eventually be given a full profile. Those with profiles are linked accordingly.
You now have a scorecard...the stage calls. Stop fotzing, and go play.
- amaretto, vincenzo . aka Vinnie A
- player . multi-talented thespian, ex-mafioso, with a vast musical repertoire; enthralled with Isabella 'Izzie' Juantanamera; lead performer in Porcupine Love Song, a Goodbody Production.
- ashen
- player . a white wizard of questionable gender, recently returned from the other side; frequently seen with her ass, Estherfax.
- b, dink
- player . 10-12 year-old orphan and younger brother of Vinnie A; lives at DunkelZaubern with Bunny Stachelschwein and Ernie. One of only two people with stalking privileges, young Dink sees much that transpires in Marysville, some of which is logged in his journal: the dinkblind.
- beedle, dot, derek & beedlebutt
- player . residents of Marysville; Derek's funeral arrangements and the Beedle tabby, Beedlebutt, were lost in the explosion that leveled the first Marysville Disaster Prevention Center headquarters.
- besøksadresse, the
- a malevolent race of alien space walruses, intent upon destroying the residents of Marysville and enslaving it's varkling population. Backed by Baron von Tötennacht, the Besøksadresse erected a factory—P-17 Industries—in Marysville, where defective HAL9000 robots were manufactured and marketed to an unsuspecting population, until Svenge Ijsbeer and his army of intergalactic polar bears came to the aid of Marysville and overthrew them during the Great Ijsbeer Battle for Puget Sound, seizing the factory and renaming it Svenge Ijsbeer's Bar & Grill (and Robot Factory).
- bettendorf, dr. alistair
- Chairperson, Stop The Madness!, a public service campaign to stop the spread of Poultry Madness Syndrome, sponsored by the Marysville Mental Health Association.
- bottomswallow, harla
- player . recently resigned member of the Sequim Ladies Auxiliar, now on Millicent Cowslip-Rundle's s-list.
- brolsma, gary
- singer/dancer extraordinaire, who graciously appeared at an intensive 2-day retreat for the cast and crew of Abducted!, the Goodbody/Feral Feet smash hit production and dream ballet based upon Eugenia Fairchilde's harrowing sojourn with the badgers. Unfortunately Mr. Brolsma's stay was truncated, and it's unlikely he'll ever return for future events.
- bruckinridge, bucky
- Marysville's perennial mayor, always available for the random foto op...unless, of course, something else has gone wrong in Marysville.
- caiaphas, daniel | profile
- player . reprogrammed HAL9000 robot, originally sent by the Besøksadresse to destroy Marysville. Still unstable, with a flare for pyrotechnics and wild mambo outbursts, Daniel is loved by Edna May.
- comstock, hervé | profile
- player . community pillar, philanthropist, entrepreneur, art enthusiast and covert Nyquil squiffer; married to Lola Comstock; has a penchant for paintings on black velvet.
- comstock, lola
- player . renown mediator, philantropist, human resources expert; married to Hervé; successfully negotiated the great MAGNAB revolt.
- cowslip-rundle, millicent
- player . permanent president of the Sequim Ladies Auxiliary; Lexie Goodbody's nemesis and avowed enemy of Edna May.
- dander, ruby
- popular 5th grade teacher and music instructor at Rafe Forrester Elementary.
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