PLEASE NOTE:   this list is extensive and ever-evolving...it is a town, remember. Characters are listed in alphabetical order, with a brief description, which may or may not be altered with time.
     All primary player characters will eventually be given a full profile. Those with profiles are linked accordingly.
     You now have a scorecard...the stage calls. Stop fotzing, and go play.

A-D  .  E-G  .  H-K  .  L-N  .  O-Q  .  R-T  .  U-Z

hvalros, hervé

a soldier of the Besøksadressean front guard, who fell in the Great Ijsbeer Battle for Puget Sound.

hvalros, hrothgar

player .  leader of the Besøksadressean front guard; his mission—to eliminate Marysville's residents and enslave its Varkling population—was defeated in the Great Ijsbeer Battle for Puget Sound.

ijsbeer, svenge

player .  tipsy but ferocious leader of the Ijsbeer—intergalactic polar bear—contingent, who heroically overthrew the encamped Besøksadressean army in the Great Ijsbeer Battle for Puget Sound; subsequently converted P-17 Industries into Svenge Ijsbeer's Bar & Grill (and Robot Factory), bringing security, fine food, free-flowing alcoholic beverages and huge party animals to Marysville.

juantanamera, isabella .  aka Izzie

player .  distant cousin of Enzo Siebel; a homeless import from 'Barfalona', Izzie narrowly escaped permanent confinement in Marysville's Sanitarium; finding salvation in love, she embraced the theatre to became a major player in Goodbody Pro-ductions; she loves, and is loved by, Vinnie A.